A Trip Down Facebook Lane

Hello,

I’ve been extremely bored for the past 2 hours, so I decided to stalk myself on facebook.

And I’ve come to the conclusion that… I suck. 

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IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

2009 

FIRST FACEBOOK POST 

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What i’ve gotten out of looking at this: 

OH YEA I USED TO PLAY GOLF!

MY FIRST “PISSED OFF POST” 

A girl at school who was complaining about me owning a husky. BETCH

A girl at school who was complaining about me owning a husky. BETCH

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this:

HAH. My hypocrisy stuns me.

First facebook note ever! 

My first note <3

The number should be alot higher now 

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this:

I was 11 when I did this note and I’d already screwed up 57% of my life??? JESUS what is my life now.

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2010: PSLE year (why was I even on facebook)

Scandalous 

I DID??!!!!!

I DID??!!!!! 

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this:

1) it was with his parents 2) free movie 3) keep in mind i went to an all girls school

MISS IJ

i sang.

i sang. the girl above posted on my wall. 

PS if you are reading this now, the girl with the red outlined boxes is not me

woah i was such an indiscreet asshole!

woah i was such an indiscreet asshole!

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this:

 1) I had no tact when I was younger

2) I still believe that I should’ve won first place.

Evidence That I Should've WON

Evidence That I Should’ve WON

eight people agree.

First and only foot shot 

i forgot which one i was

i forgot which one i was

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this:

I hate socks that cover the ankle.

 Glee Used To Be ALOT BETTER 

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this:

Glee Used to be ALOT BETTER

#ootd

I still have not found it

I still have not found it

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this: 

It’s probably too small now if I do find it.

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2011: SOTA DAZE

First quote posted 

i was so philosophical

i was so philosophical

What i’ve gotten out of looking at this: 

This is a nice quote

First Facebook Quiz Post 

 

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What i’ve gotten out of looking at this: 

 This quiz was bullshit because….

i didn’t know a quarter of the people that liked my status at that time/ knew them but didnt know them well

PS I have purposely left out your faces so you know who you are muhahahahah

HAH

HAH, I only knew 2 people here well enough to form an opinion

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lol.

Lab Report On Facebook

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What i’ve gotten out of looking at this: 

 God was I THAT stupid to not put lab procedure in 1,2,3,4,5??!!!!

I got trolled 

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2012: The Death Of Facebook 

Twitter killed the facebook star.

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ANYWAY YEA, don’t use facebook anymore.

It’s sort of creepy and nice that we can look back on stuff from 3 years ago right?

Enjoy the haze while I die here with no N95 mask

 

 

 

 

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