Reasons you should send me

Hi,

I’m on the bus and I’m really bored right now. Okay the deal is I really wanna go for my school overseas trip to Taiwan (yoyakarta sounds great as well) but in probably not going to get it since my Chinese is not very good even though I’m over average but still lol not very good.

So here are my reasons why YOU (school department) should send me to Taiwan.

Or yoyakarta.

Taiwan
1. I love Asia
2. I love Chinese
3. I love Taiwanese noodles
4. I want to go shopping at the night market
5. I wanna see Taiwan
6. I love Taiwanese oyster omlette
7. I love mandarin
8. I can sing like 6 Chinese songs off the top of my head
9. I love Taiwan dramas (but sorry not as good as Hong Kong)
10. I love Taiwan movies
11. I love Jiang Lao shi
12. I love Kevin Cheng
13. I love Godfrey Gao
14. I think Taiwan is cool
15. I want to go overseas
16. I want to go around speaking Chinese even though I suck
17. I am an Asian supremacist
18. I love Na Xie Nian
19. I want to makan
20. I want to learn Beijing opera
21. I want to stay at that arts colony mountain thingy
22. I want to go sing mandopop songs in the hotel room
23. I love Taiwan because it like made its own form of government instead of staying with china
24. I will recite tang poetry for you
25. I used to come home from school EVERYDAY in my primary school life TO WATCH AI
26. I WATCHED NEARLY EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF AI
27. WO MEN TIII, WO MEN TIII
28. Ya lah just send me
29. I WILL PAY THE $$$$
30. PLEASE

Now
yoyakarta (idk how to spell)
1. I love Indonesia
2. I love Asia
3. I love Southeast Asia
4. I love wayang kulit
5. I read Ramayana
6. I am Javanese
7. My grandfather is Javanese
8. I can speak 20 words of Bahasa Indonesia
MAKAN
9. I treat 5 star hotels with respect
10. I love the beach
11. I love Indonesian cuisine
12. I love Indonesian culture
13. I am a great lover of mr sezali and his various antics
14. GET IN TOUCH WITH MY CULTURAL ROOTS
15. I love the Gamelan
16. I love Javanese Dance
17. I love theatre
18. I love Asian stuff please my entire set design was Asian
19. I am really nice to my Indonesian maid
20. I AM MALAY

Thank you kthxbai

To show your support:
#sendkhymfongfortaiwanOIP
#sendkhymfongforyoyakartaOIP
#sendkhymfongforanyOIP
#khymfongforOIP

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